2004-01-18 - 12:46 a.m.
In high school I went on a date with this guy named Ken. He took me through a McDonald's drive-thru in the projects, and then to his grandma's house. My picture was on the wall there, even though I'd never dated Ken before and didn't know his family.
Ken's grandma was sitting in the living room watching Jeopardy!. We went in his room and he tried to seduce me on a futon. The door wasn't even closed! That was definitely the worst.
hanging out with high school freshmen is not my idea of a romantic date. - 2004-02-13