2003-08-05 - 5:01 p.m.
I'd like to have a date, any date, even a date from hell, even a date from hell with horrible sex. Because let's face it, it's still sex and even bad sex is sex. My 'dates' all involve foreign guys typing out obscenities to me while I molest myself. Or pizza and TiVo. Please, I need a bad date...
hanging out with high school freshmen is not my idea of a romantic date. - 2004-02-13