2003-05-19 - 2:49 p.m.
I was minding my own business, waddling around the pond perimeter eating bugs and grass when two males approached me, bowing and quacking. They started fighting over me, bills crashing, quacking galore and they stamped their webbed feet. Finally one jumped me and humped me stupid while the other one watched. Then my rapist bit the loser and they both left, leaving me violated in the mud. Men!
hanging out with high school freshmen is not my idea of a romantic date. - 2004-02-13