2003-02-25 - 4:01 p.m.
I actually had a guy stand me up at a bar where we were supposed to meet - after the bartender figured out what happened I had the whole bar wanting to lynch him. So I don't take his calls for a week or so, but he winds up getting me on the phone one night. Like an idiot I agree to go out with him (I suggested the same bar) and he shows up. We sit down to have dinner and he proceeds to talk about his ex-wife and kids, then tells me that if I play my cards right I could have an instant family. Well I ran for the door, jumped in the car and hightailed it out of there. Thank God he never called again!
hanging out with high school freshmen is not my idea of a romantic date. - 2004-02-13